mexicanmorman
mexicanmorman t1_j1mrfh2 wrote
Reply to comment by LadyMothrakk in People were upset that I posted a pitbull the other day, so here’s a shepherd mix named Molly by Limp-Mirror-948
If you laid down for people to walk over you; someone would complain that you’re not flat enough.
mexicanmorman t1_j6fuj87 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
A guy gets pulled over by the cops. The cop sees a newspaper from Canada. “ you from Canada?” The cop asks. “ no way! Only 2 things that comes from Canada are whores and hockey players!” “ my wife is from Canada.” Says the cop. “ what team does she play for?”