After all these years on Reddit, I still haven't gotten it through my thick head to always use a /S when facetious. No matter how absurd my comment, somebody will always take it seriously.

Honestly, of all the celebrities in America, I think DeNiro must be one of the savviest in terms of maintaining a secure private life along with general respect from the public at large.

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Poor guy. After 80 years of life in sedate, laid-back Manhattan neighborhoods, he's gonna have to start locking his damn front door. What's that town coming to these days?