Then give it to her without a fight.

There’s an option on iPhone at least to blur a text/image. My wife and I use this solely for sexy texts. So when we see it pop up, we know not to open it publicly.

I realize you said snap, but moving to text seems like a viable option.

It’s called Hello Disc if you’re looking for one.

There’s a learning curve with some of the designs.

My wife tried one and had this issue. Had to have me get it out for her. Tried to convince her to let me use chopsticks but she adamantly refused lol.

She got a different one that has a finger loop to grab onto as opposed to the “finger dimples” for lack of a better term. And she loves it.

Would suggest this if you’re still wanting a different option.

Muscle movements. Much like a bowel movement. Breaks the seal allowing it to drain.

Also a penis owner but:

They are cups/disks inserted into the vagina that collect the blood. Some have auto dump features that allow you to drain them without removing. Some don’t. But they are reusable so one never need to buy period products again.

While I wouldn’t exactly call us vanilla, role reversal has never been our thing. But I knew this comment was coming and got the expected chuckle anyway.

Kudos.

It could be worse, I once stumbled over my words and ended up telling my girlfriend (now wife) “I want you inside of me”.

Was a weird one to try to explain.