mmo4btc t1_j1lrdgz wrote on December 25, 2022 at 12:23 PM

Reply to Why is Santa's sack so big? by MegaGrimer

To give all the children a white Christmas.

mmo4btc t1_ityur6t wrote on October 27, 2022 at 9:19 AM

Reply to What's the difference between your job and your wife? by Far-Hat3075

Went to Starbucks with the wife a few weeks ago. Have a pretty standard to spell name. Cashier spelled it out correctly and I said close enough. Wife said I was an ass. Her standard reply to my jokes.

Next day, different Starbucks. They screwed up my name. I guess I had it coming?