modvavet

modvavet t1_j7aa9bx wrote

Work in IT; can confirm that intestines are very useful.

Need to pull several cables from one place to another and want them to look neat and orderly?

Use some intestine to encase them. Bang. It's all one big cable now. Cabling sausage.

Got to get some wireless access points up to a warehouse ceiling? Ran out of chain or wire to hang them?

Intestines are your guy.

Need to make sure no one uses a certain computer for a while?

Wrap the keyboard in intestines. It will remain blissfully untouched.

Know your IT tools.

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