mrtn17
mrtn17 t1_j9uwicn wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
shut up dork
mrtn17 t1_j9uw2xc wrote
Reply to comment by SisyphusPolitico in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
what is this, a haiku?
mrtn17 t1_j9t7khw wrote
Reply to Boris Johnson calls on UK to 'break the ice' by sending fighter jets to Ukraine - and warns China against 'historic mistake' by R1ckCrypto
Boris Johnson talking about a 'historic mistake' reminds me of another historic mistake
mrtn17 t1_j8mz85a wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in 50 GB of Unreleased Michael Jackson Content Stolen in Brussels by Guybrush_Tripwood
"would you download a car?"
mrtn17 t1_j1r3fd7 wrote
Reply to comment by Andire in A pan I got for Christmas came with a full size screwdriver for assembly of the handle! There was only one screw. by Andire
damn bro... that's a triple dad joke
mrtn17 t1_j1qzcpv wrote
Reply to A pan I got for Christmas came with a full size screwdriver for assembly of the handle! There was only one screw. by Andire
did you screw it up?
mrtn17 t1_iwziue3 wrote
Reply to There was a dead bird inside our AirBnB by fanseman
If you kiss it, it will turn into a hipster with a man bun
mrtn17 t1_iu9h04b wrote
Reply to Found the left stone years ago at a beach and the right stone today in a forest by muted-peach
seems you almost solved the puzzle
mrtn17 t1_jdz25mk wrote
Reply to There was a heart in the middle of an onion I cut by CuteFart97
It loves you, but it will make you cry to