How will I know that my address is wrong and my package is "on held" and that I "kindly need to get in touch with UPS/Amazon!"

Should break up your 401k savings & actual savings.

Hard to tell what you're actually saving when you include it. Assuming you both are somewhere around 6-8% of gross income to 401k, so you're only saving 3-5% of your checks, which could easily be doubled.

This makes me feel better about myself. IBS + Gluten Intolerance + some kind of anxiety trigger and even I rarely hit the 5+ days. Though most days are pretty annoying anyway.

Will say cutting out all the bread from my diet REAAALLLLY helped, along with getting rid of soda ( which hurt but it angers up the stomach ) and now some days its even manageable!

Gluten intolerance is kind of a pain to really figure out - gotta test for celiac, comes back negative. Cut out gluten ( breads + a ton of other things which you wouldn't expect to have gluten ) - see if symptoms improve. They did - re-introduce the foods and see if symptoms get worse - They did? Welcome to gluten intolerance.