mypantsareonmyhead
mypantsareonmyhead t1_jaskaoc wrote
Reply to comment by TheGrayBox in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
None of those beers are lagers though.
So by missing the point you've kinda proved the point.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j79018i wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A new study suggests that too much screen time during infancy may lead to changes in brain activity, as well as problems with executive functioning — the ability to stay focused and control impulses, behaviors, and emotions — in elementary school. by Wagamaga
>but the age of information has allowed people to become shockingly dumb and lacking in critical thinking
Welcome to humanity. What you describe is common to humans since the dawn of our time.
Stop deluding yourself that Grampa's generation were socially aware, open minded, curious, intelligent, balanced, or in any way different to us. They weren't.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j78yy0o wrote
Reply to comment by Seared_Beans in Newly-discovered Earth-mass exoplanet — named Wolf 1069 b — may provide durable habitable conditions across a wide area of its dayside by marketrent
>Not to mention interstellar travel won't be feasible for hundreds of years
Based on what, exactly?
This is nonsense.
Interstellar travel may NEVER be feasible.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j6fon66 wrote
Reply to comment by DraxtortheLock in Rick Astley sues Yung Gravy over alleged Never Gonna Give You Up imitation by redlightist
I'm pretty sure the "journalist' who wrote that thinks that Stock Aitken Waterman is a person.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j6a2o7r wrote
Reply to WWE drop 'The Banger Bros' name for peculiar reason to do with adult film company – Reports by RangoTheMerc
> "After a continuous brawl, Sheamus hit Erik with a White Noise and Ivar with a suplex. Drew then hit Ivar with the Future Shock DDT before The Celtic Warrior picked up the win by hitting Ivar with a Brogue Kick. "
For the uninitiated, these are all highly nuanced sexual moves often involving various forms of pro-level teabagging.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j65xlob wrote
Reply to Near-whole ankylosaur remains found, complete with its jagged spikes, most of its limbs, armor coating, and some of its guts and stomach contents. The remains could be a key to understanding aspects of Early Cretaceous ecology, and shows how this species may have lived within its environment. by drewiepoodle
Just for clarity, this is not a new discovery. This fossil discovery was made in 2011.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j5l7kx3 wrote
Reply to comment by Potatoswatter in Rain stopped York council's £500k electric bin lorries working by losimagic
These electric trucks also drip oil into their parking garage floors.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j4d3s30 wrote
Reply to comment by azdood85 in 87 newly-discovered galaxies, found using Webb space telescope, could be earliest known galaxies in the universe — the first indication that a lot of galaxies could have formed much earlier than previously thought by marketrent
We're not looking out, we're looking back.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j448sn2 wrote
Reply to comment by cgmacleo in Climate change: UAE names oil chief to lead COP28 talks by SriMK
Totally. From the same playbook as "now is not the time to talk about gun control" after yet another AR-15 American schoolkid massacre.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j03ky4e wrote
Reply to comment by Warped_Avenger in Europe’s biggest port Rotterdam ‘drowning in cocaine’ by Zhukov-74
Step 1. The ship gets put into acetone and dissolves into pure cocaine.
Step 2. ????
Step 3. Profit
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j03khv3 wrote
Reply to comment by Galdae in Las Vegas police: Woman who stole, hid Rolex inside genitals was in town for court on similar theft charge by vt9876
I think it was in the front-bum.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j03kejf wrote
Reply to comment by FaithieWaithie42 in Las Vegas police: Woman who stole, hid Rolex inside genitals was in town for court on similar theft charge by vt9876
Now, little man, I give the watch to you.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_iwr0nin wrote
Reply to comment by neffnet in FTX coach says executives were ‘UNDERSEXED’, denies rampant amphetamine use by Science_421
How incredibly misguided.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_islyvc8 wrote
Reply to comment by jimicus in Can Liz Truss outlast a lettuce, British tabloid asks in Twitter post by Superbuddhapunk
Watching Britain and the US and A from afar - I swear, it's hard to tell which of the two is the biggest clusterfuck sometimes.
mypantsareonmyhead t1_jcc2fod wrote
Reply to Common sweetener suppresses mouse immune system — in high doses. The results suggest that sucralose could one day be used to tamp down conditions that cause a hyperactive immune system. by maxkozlov
"In high doses" is the salient fact here.