I heard that the bear thing was less "a group of wee ones call a man bald" ("go up, baldie") and more "a mob of young men threateningly group up and shout at a man to die" ("go up, baldie").

It was in one of those "what does everyone get wrong about the Bible" threads on r/askreddit.

In case you haven't heard it.

Also, never knew he was a songwriter (I only casually listened to Money) and worked on songs like “I Heard It Through the Grapevine,” “War” and “Papa Was a Rollin’ Stone.” Also also never knew about him being uncredited for writing Money and having to fight to re-credit himself (don't know if I worded that right).

Wait, is this not one of those volcanoes that's been erupting for years? I know Hawaiian volcanoes' eruptions aren't very explosive. More like a hole where magma slowly becomes lava than a Krakatoa situation.