It covers the mattress much nicer when the bed is made too. It looks better that way.

Congratulations for executing everyone's worst fear. I can't imagine! I hope everything winds up okay.

Tell your parents so they can spay/abort the puppies. We don't need any more mix puppies in the world.

I'm not convinced this is a typical sorority, because one of the women I googled was from a different college sorority (Pi Beta Phi?) and several others were from another (Kappa Alpha Theta?). I wondered whether it was some other sort of club.

I googled a few of the less common sounding names and their ages would be from 92-102. All the ones I found have passed on. But that makes me think the one I didn't find might still be living.

Looks like it had a pretty good run. I think you're right though, with the roots lifting up and out I bet it's done for.

Is it a live oak?

Portrait mode gets confused easily.

You look too young to work here

I think this is a good tip. A lot of people are shitting on it, but it took me a long time once I was grown and out of the house to realize how helpful it would be. My mom only kept one set for each of us, so that was the example that was set for me and what I followed when I left home.

Someone just told him he should smile more.