nasty_brutish_longer

nasty_brutish_longer t1_j248uqf wrote

If you can get them through customs, I think either would be perfect.

Barring that, I think anything Asbury related would be the most identifiably Jersey while avoiding the reality TV connotation that's plagued everything south of Manasquan. Not sure how easy it would be to get anything during the winter, though.

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nasty_brutish_longer t1_j246518 wrote

Bring Taylor Ham and don't worry about customs because no one believes it's an actual meat product.

Or maybe a small slag of hexavalent chromium. Just a little won't hurt anyone.

Or just find something with "Jersey City" printed on it at Kanibal & Co. Or even go get an Asbury Park t-shirt/beachtowel/whatever.

It's a tough one, because Jersey doesn't have many worthwhile gifts that aren't food.

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nasty_brutish_longer t1_j212b68 wrote

We have a long way to go in making our streets not completely injurious, but reading this is a reminder that, for all the "tactical urbanist" shortcutting, remediation doesn't happen quickly.

Every time I'm almost clipped by a 6000-lb hurtling douche I remember that it's been a little longer since the last time that happened compared to a few years ago, when it was so frequent I barely even thought about it. That's the progress we get in this world.

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nasty_brutish_longer t1_j1i6xf2 wrote

Sort of. High pressure areas of a storm can "bulge" seas into low pressure areas, but most surge force by far is from wind moving in the same direction.

Atmospheric pressure is absolutely a thing on this planet, but the difference between typical high and low pressure systems isn't that great compared to the total mass of air.

*Edited to add link and remove "compress." As another poster points out, water is essentially incompressible.

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nasty_brutish_longer t1_j1byu23 wrote

>It was without that kind of agreement, Mr. Cucci said in an interview before the meeting, that the turnpike extension was built in 1948, 'splitting The Village and “starting the deterioration.”
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>“The northern part couldn't have absorbed even 10 percent of the people who were displaced,” he said. “The turnpike destroyed the economic base of the community.”

So glad we don't do that anymore.

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nasty_brutish_longer t1_iztyaol wrote

What you see is what you get. All the conveniences and problems of new construction condos, nice enough neighbors, Lafayette Park is pleasant, occasional roudiness on Van Horne and Communipaw but nothing you can't walk through.

It's not actually a gated community but it sure feels like one. Gates work both ways and with zero public amenities on the property, it's hard to escape the feeling that you're in a compound. If that's what you're looking for, go for it. If not, there are plenty similarly priced places that are a little less tucked away.

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