Your example is fine and gets the point across. There’s never going to be a perfect example of this since English has so many different nuanced pronunciations of words due to its widespread use. These people are just trying to desperately grasp at a delusion of intellectual superiority through pedantry.

This is great! Your highlights (not talking about hair) are tiny but still quite effective.

Be honest, how much cocaine did you do before making this post?

If I had, I wouldn’t need an asteroid delivery service, now would I?

No, Nik, it isn’t.

Finally.

Oh wait, it’s only a simulation.

Well then — back to my potato chips, I suppose.