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newsandseriousstuff t1_jbgkj8x wrote

Jeff: Why are you two dressed like chefs?

Abed: We're cooking up new features for Reddit, Jeff.

Jeff: You idiots! If you keep adding and taking stuff away, the whole cafeteria is going to think Reddit is more unstable than they already do.

*Troy's fake mustache falls into the pot

Jeff: Reddit is fine. Just keep serving it and stop messing with something that works.

*Jeff leaves

Troy: I do think we should get the mustache out first.

Abed: No. I think it adds panache. The carrots are what's really throwing off the flavor. Start scooping.

Both: TROY AND ABED IN THE MO-O-RNING

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newsandseriousstuff t1_iy3d5pc wrote

It's a gamble. Three Penny on a good night is easily one of the best burgers I've ever had in my life. Order that same burger on an off-night, and it's a safely middle-of-the-road burger at best.

So much depends upon
A Three Penny staff schedule
Glazed with burger grease
Beside the white chickens

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