newstuffsucks

newstuffsucks t1_jaf3unu wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:51 PM

Reply to Those of you who haven’t solidified your plans for the July 4th bbq yet, why? by bapboopbeep

What?

newstuffsucks t1_iyf6tn0 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:01 PM

Reply to With so much negativity floating around about the US, what are some good things about the USA? by HeartOfAWitch

Parks, freedom, nature, the size of the country and openness. Not needing a license to watch TV.

newstuffsucks t1_iyf6lrj wrote on November 30, 2022 at 10:59 PM

Reply to comment by CertainlyAmbivalent in What is a job offer you’d never accept, no matter how high the salary was? by [deleted]

Well, the host doesn't perform. Right?

newstuffsucks t1_iyf6jb9 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 10:59 PM

Reply to What is a job offer you’d never accept, no matter how high the salary was? by [deleted]

Food service.

newstuffsucks t1_iyf09hw wrote on November 30, 2022 at 10:14 PM

Reply to what happens to a mans dick and balls if you rip his legs of individually? by Ok-Background8336

Nothing

newstuffsucks t1_iyf03cs wrote on November 30, 2022 at 10:13 PM

Reply to When you turn on the television for some white noise or background noise, what do you watch? by DucinOff

American Dad

newstuffsucks t1_iuk57ua wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:05 PM

Reply to comment by IndigoTrailsToo in What do you do when you're extremely hungry and there's no food around? by [deleted]

Even better.

newstuffsucks t1_iuk50wd wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:04 PM

Reply to comment by AceofSpadesYT in way back before cell phones, how did a guy show he liked a girl? by [deleted]

They don't know how to talk to each other anymore. It's wild.

newstuffsucks t1_iuk4zkn wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:03 PM

Reply to way back before cell phones, how did a guy show he liked a girl? by [deleted]

Is this real life?

newstuffsucks t1_iuk49ix wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:57 PM

Reply to What do you do when you're extremely hungry and there's no food around? by [deleted]

Make something

newstuffsucks t1_iuk47ge wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:57 PM

Reply to What jobs/professions hire ex felons (besides cook)? by Catbuttness

Lots.

newstuffsucks t1_iuk43w7 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:56 PM

Reply to Zuckerberg is the most powerful billionaire who can literally collapse countries. Who do you think the other tech billionaires that powerful? by [deleted]

He can't do shit

newstuffsucks t1_iuk3wc6 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:55 PM

Reply to Why bleaching your butthole isn’t called changing your ring tone? by VampiricBanghole

Because something else is already called that?

newstuffsucks t1_iuk3cmg wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:50 PM

Reply to With the attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband, how common do you think Right Wing attacks are going to be? by ThisAnswerIsLit

When i was young they used to blow up abortion clinics.

newstuffsucks t1_iuk38m2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:49 PM

Reply to What’s the difference to a body if it eats 7 lbs of candy tonight or 1 lb of candy each day for the next week? by croonchystar

Small bowel blockage

newstuffsucks t1_iuk24hf wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:40 PM

Reply to If someone is visiting the USA and needs prescription medication, but did not bring enough with them, how can they get some? by acvilleimport

Uh huh. For fentanyl i presume.