STAY TO THE RIGHT

Maybe you should stay to the right then lol

Still a little tough & gamey so I’d recommend using a slow-cooker to braise for 8 hours in a dry red wine-based sauce for a fall-off-the-bone stew

Could be. Maybe in a few years it will be seen as cheap. Who knows.

Or maybe the buyer is just a big fan of The Boys and wants to pretend to hunt supes

What?

Trump got the date wrong because he doesn’t know when the indictment will drop. No one does except Bragg’s office, unless it leaks.

And an indictment isn’t really a “verdict,” it’s an indictment.

Trump isn’t playing 5D chess he’s just kind of an idiot

The Leaning Tower of Pizzarotti, I like it

I mean religious schools shouldn’t be banned, and that’d be super unconstitutional anyway.

But religious schools shouldn’t receive a cent of taxpayer money, whether they’re teaching the kids Judaism or Islam or that Jesus rode a dinosaur or whatever.

Not just protests. The Belarus Army is far worse equipped and less experienced than the Russian army was at the start of the war.

The better equipped and more loyal / trustworthy troops are what keeps Luka in power. Can’t afford to lose them.

The less well-equipped troops are of dubious loyalty and motivation and might even defect. Can’t afford to risk that happening.

What they can do is periodically move troops around and make blustery noises and force Ukraine to keep some troops in the North just in case. That’s basically free. So they keep doing that.

”Don’t poop on the street” Street

While the new Czar of the Realm formally outranks the Rat Czar, we all know where the real power behind the throne lies

When I saw a screenshot of this tweet circulating I was certain it had to be faked because no one could possibly be this dumb and tone deaf

Beyond parody

My hot take: just ban the delivery apps. Things were fine when you had to pick up the phone and call a place that’s actually in your neighborhood.

Since that’s never gonna happen, at least ban the gross gamification algorithms that force the delivery guys to ride like daredevils or risk being demoted and kicked from being able to work.

Come on, no sane person would read this headline and reach this conclusion.

Describing the vehicles involved in a collision is standard because you generally don’t know the identity of the driver(s) immediately and saying the “driver of a red SUV struck the driver of a blue Mazda” is slightly wordier. It’s not some conspiracy.

Honestly, quibbling about headline word choice when a bunch of people are injured and possibly fighting for their lives is just super gross

Could be. Even this SCOTUS still denies the vast majority of cert petitions though.

True, but this is less of a hot button issue on Fox News, where the rightwing grievances are developed before eventually becoming SCOTUS law.

Like we’re not talking about domestic violence abusers being denied guns or tech companies banning hate speech on their privately owned platforms, so I don’t think this will really get Alito’s juices flowing. We’ll see though.

Why do I get the feeling you did a lot more to get banned than criticize a specific far right Israeli politician lol

Yeah you could easily view this as good, actually—evidence that wrongful convictions from decades ago are being reviewed, overturned, and the victims compensated (too little, too late perhaps, but better than the alternative).

It certainly isn’t evidence that cops today are more violent or abusive than they were last year.

But that would require reading more than just the headline, I guess.

“popular McDonald’s axe guy” is such a bizarre phrase

Thanks for pointing out the red circle! I wouldn’t have seen it and been able to find the joke without it.

> he has way bigger issues on the horizon than resignation

Yeah… a year is about a reasonable estimate for a somewhat complex investigation into his finances. If the stars align we could be looking at a perp walk on corruption/financial crimes at just about the time the 2024 cycle is heating up.

Hence the local GOP wanting him out ASAP.

It’s amazing how comfortable people are just taking the wildest guesses about legal stuff

I can’t believe they’re going after the first openly gay Founding Father like this, he literally wrote the Constitution! On 9/11!

I was obviously teasing but you do seem to know a lot and if there’s anywhere where overpriced/fancy curated weed experiences might take off its NYC…

Where did you train as a weed sommelier?

Riiight. I was trying to remember the name of that turd.

Despite all the groomer bullshit, no one will be surprised that he was friendly with a sex cult leader