not_that_rick
not_that_rick t1_iuyl1be wrote
Reply to TIL that the Persian King Xerxes was so enraged after a storm destroyed his bridges that he ordered the sea be given 300 whiplashes, and branded it with red-hot irons as the soldiers shouted at the water by LethalPoopstain
And the sea never bothered humanity ever again
not_that_rick t1_izgtgpe wrote
Reply to comment by shogi_x in Officials grant California girl's request to keep a unicorn if She locates one by AmethystOrator
That's a rhino in wig, she's not fooling me.