upvoted bc you reminded me to upvote the guy who took the time to find all these

I used to play water-polo, until my horse drowned.

Yup, did it in high school in the 70s, students against the teachers. Students had a big advantage because the organization that provided the donkeys had a policy of feeding the teachers’ mounts right before the game, so their side spent a lot of game time cleaning up, but the typing teacher was semi-pro b-ball player on the side and she could sink a shot from anywhere on the court.

Literally half the men are wearing fedoras.