That cat will remember this

they also aren't rated for any of the other things. That's the point.

Ugandans: hold my beer.

I don't think circuses should be a thing and I think this should definitely not be a thing.

it is a very lovely fruit

Yes. There's several counties in the southwest that have next to nothing in them but because a railroad crosses them they are counted as dark green.

1/7th of their entire population.

Okay. I re-read that paragraph three times. And I think I finally kind of understand it. But it was written absolutely awfully. Mentioning the public works funding first in an article about oyster preservation is really god damn confusing.

Okay I read it. The sentence after has me concerned again. "The funds are said to foster essential capital projects for museums, community centers, medical and athletic facilities, community revitalization, and historical buildings."

Those are all great things but have nothing to do with preserving oysters unless there's a city named Oyster or something.

Some forbidden lemonade

My immersion is completely ruined. The world is supposed to be on elephants that are on the back of a turtle.

Yes I'd like to have a side of buttered bread with my sauce and cheese covered bread. Also can we have some icing covered bread for desert?

Edit: Not sarcastic. I want all the bread!

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I love almost everything but I can't help but feel those birds are way too big compared to the size of everything else.