For every pair sold, one gets donated to a homeless shelter. But after I’m done with it.

Bride and groom to be are killed in separate car wrecks on the way to the ceremony. Off to heaven they go. They meet Saint Peter and ask if he can arrange for them to get married in heaven. “Let me see what I can do”, Saint Pete says. After what seems like an eternity the couple ask Saint Peter what the status of their request is. “Be patient” is his only reply. Ages go by and go by and the couple repeatedly ask Saint Peter for an update. “Be patient.” Finally they ask and Saint Peter says that they can get married. They have a lovely ceremony and settle into heavenly married bliss. But it doesn’t last and they just can’t stand each other after a while.

They go back to Saint Peter to ask about a heavenly divorce. Pete blows his top, “You saw how long it took to find a priest up here and now you want me to find a lawyer?!?!”