I did a bit of searching and it is so odd that the only instances of this club existing is related to The Cramps (as you have said). Staying tuned to see if anyone else has better luck.

Employees/contractors are not required to show up to work 2 hours late, right? You have up to 2 hours to safely make it to work. If it is indeed nonsense, showing up at the usual time is an option.

This exact thing happened with Uber Eats last week and customer service refused to reimburse me for the order because the system said it was delivered. I had to argue for about 45 mins to demand they provide me the photo evidence they always require or a place to send my door cam footage to prove no one came. It took multiple refund refusals to wear the CS person down to finally refund the order. I was shocked they were just going to keep my $75.

Then, to add insult to injury, I was still auto charged the next day for a tip to the driver who stole my food. I assumed they would have cancelled that too 🤦🏻‍♂️