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onairmastering t1_je78kpz wrote
Reply to TIL: The outflow from Amazon River could fill 83 Olympic sized swimming pools per second. by the_ballmer_peak
Holy shit, a bunch of my country's rivers! \m/
onairmastering t1_jde9jrj wrote
Reply to comment by Mypigfounditself in This automatic mouthwash dispenser at a ramen restaurant by UncommonGuava
Weird Aguas Frescas? What’s that?
onairmastering t1_jdb9v89 wrote
Reply to comment by Mypigfounditself in This automatic mouthwash dispenser at a ramen restaurant by UncommonGuava
Nope! If I smell ramen on a woman or man, COME ON BABY LET'S GET DIRTY!!!!
If they smell like mouthwash it's suspicious, like they paid too much attention to what the commercials say or their mother. No good.
Sexiest thing. "Hey love, I just had ramen for lunch but I like you and want to stick my tongue in your privates" HELL YEAH!!!! SUCK ME BABY!!!!!
"Hey, my mouth smells like a baby's ass after a shower" HELL NO. I want a lover who gets dirty, not a fucking washing machine.
onairmastering t1_jdarhh3 wrote
Reply to comment by lo_fi_ho in This automatic mouthwash dispenser at a ramen restaurant by UncommonGuava
As she should!
onairmastering t1_jdar98u wrote
Reply to comment by louisdeer in This automatic mouthwash dispenser at a ramen restaurant by UncommonGuava
UGH, that's like someone sucking your dick or licking your taint after Listerine, no thanks.
onairmastering t1_jdar3m5 wrote
Reply to comment by GuyNamedWhatever in This automatic mouthwash dispenser at a ramen restaurant by UncommonGuava
So? that' means you're sophisticated.
If your mouth smells like Kraft Mac n cheese or Domino's, I ain't fucking you.
This fear of the other is such a turn off.
onairmastering t1_jdaqwon wrote
Reply to comment by Mypigfounditself in This automatic mouthwash dispenser at a ramen restaurant by UncommonGuava
Plenty papa, plenty. Best thing is to take peeps to a good Ramen place.
If your mouth tastes like mint (assuming anyone wants to kiss you in the first place), and your dick smells like Koalas's vomit... you gonna blame it on the Ramen?
onairmastering t1_jdaqouw wrote
Reply to comment by robotatomica in This automatic mouthwash dispenser at a ramen restaurant by UncommonGuava
Right? especially a good place, and Ramen is not really known for causing bad breath, TIHI, hahaha.
onairmastering t1_jdaqlkq wrote
Reply to comment by Spectral_Crown in This automatic mouthwash dispenser at a ramen restaurant by UncommonGuava
LOLZ!!!
onairmastering t1_jd8hghe wrote
The best thing is the lingering taste of that broth in your mouth, this is unnecessary.
onairmastering t1_jclp0k3 wrote
Reply to comment by luckygr8 in Wallpapers? by sungho28
Not at all, it's less distracting.
onairmastering t1_jbxunfd wrote
Reply to comment by nicuramar in Hundreds of sexual deepfake ads using Emma Watson’s face ran on Facebook and Instagram in the last two days by altmorty
That is the stupidest thing I've read today.
onairmastering t1_jbl8c2a wrote
Reply to comment by iceleel in Hundreds of sexual deepfake ads using Emma Watson’s face ran on Facebook and Instagram in the last two days by altmorty
I don't know what you mean. I use adblock everywhere.
Now, if you're saying that I can allow adblock on Incognito... sometimes I wanna see the World Burn (;
onairmastering t1_jbh87sr wrote
Reply to comment by TheStreisandEffect in Hundreds of sexual deepfake ads using Emma Watson’s face ran on Facebook and Instagram in the last two days by altmorty
You don't use ad blockers? I haven't seen an ad for a decade, I actually have to open an incognito window to see an ad.
onairmastering t1_jb1gkui wrote
Reply to comment by taptapper in Brazilian favela ‘shack’ wins ‘house of the year’ award by TheHiveminder
"you got money, you die" culture. In Colombia you can't have nice things, have to look over your shoulder all the time, it's insane.
onairmastering t1_jawdc35 wrote
Reply to comment by taptapper in Brazilian favela ‘shack’ wins ‘house of the year’ award by TheHiveminder
Theft, BUT!!!!
My Brazilian wife tells me Favela peeps exist for favela peeps, meaning there's a super strong community, nothing's gonna happen to that dude, which in my country, Colombia, it totally would. That dude would be dead by now.
onairmastering t1_jasu82h wrote
I am... speechless. I'm Latino and my wife is Brazilian, Only thing I wonder is safety, how do the neighbors feel about this.
onairmastering t1_jassbtb wrote
Reply to Pablo Escobar's "cocaine hippos" won't stop multiplying. Colombia wants to move dozens of them out of the country. by [deleted]
This is hilarious. I love my country but shit, making a fucking theme park where Pablo lived? 😂
Recommended: "Sins of my father"
onairmastering t1_ja81cdz wrote
Reply to comment by ChurchOfAdonitology in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Can't read, huh, it's ok, little Johnny.
onairmastering t1_ja5bp7s wrote
Reply to comment by ChurchOfAdonitology in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Lazy, huh, cool, it's Sunday.
onairmastering t1_ja59bie wrote
Moishe Goldberg died and somehow ended up before God.
"I have a Holocaust joke for you" says Moishe.
"Ok, tell me"
So Moishe tells the joke.
God says "I don't get it"
"Well, I guess you had to be there"
onairmastering t1_ja58nkf wrote
At least tell the full freakin' joke.
onairmastering t1_ja4pjqr wrote
Reply to comment by jampapi in Instagram users are being served gory videos of killing and torture by hugeplateofketchup8
Use IG on browser!
onairmastering t1_ja4pgni wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Instagram users are being served gory videos of killing and torture by hugeplateofketchup8
Or just browse on browser, no ads, no bull, only things you follow. Same with FB, using Purity, nothing out of what you follow appears.
onairmastering t1_jegq38f wrote
Reply to comment by soundisloud in I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]
Sir, this is an /r/Jokes