Lots of animals have "passports". It's typically a collection of their health documents

And just like a real bodega all the snapples are dusty

What do you mean what would it take? It takes buying stuff from the little shops. I primarily shop at places like that. Don't be surprised that the local shop you buy a single san pellegrino from once a week closes, when you throw all of your money at aldi and giant eagle and costco

Is your wife an amoeba in a petri dish?

I just stand in the shower with my mouth open

These tiny cops should be arresting rats down by the river, not clubbing

The bus is also very expensive and yinzers will get extremely upset if you pay cash, so just get the card or the app and load it with a car payments worth of money

They won't let me

Pitsburg is one of the most polluted cities in the country. You basically live in springfield from the simpsons and just now care about pollution

Hold on to the handrails when you get on the bus, the driver will slam on the pedal the second you get on and send you flying. Also if you are not immediately at the door to get on they will just drive away so be ready, they don't care if you're old or disabled.

It depends on what spices you want. I get a lot of spices from Salim's on centre ave because those are the types I use. Salim's, not Salem's.

There is also Bombay Market and Sultan Bey right up the street from there.

They brought back the noid in 2021, I guess they think enough time has passed