That's not fair. They fix issues sometimes.

Whenever they need to make extra room for a new issue.

Yeah, the old recipes for pickles didn't involve any vinegar. You added some salt, then let the bacteria add lactic acid for you. No need to add acetic acid.

Sauerkraut and olives are also both very common, but most people don't think of them as being pickled.

Pig's feet and eggs also both exist, but are definitely uncommon.

Every time there's a new Teams update, I'm weirdly impressed.

It takes real talent, dedication, and effort to keep up their track record of making it very slightly worse with every single update.

It's so flippin' cool to me that we're learning how to make earthquakes.

Do you know if there are any serious plans yet to start deliberately taking preventive measures to head off the Big Ones that we know are inevitable at certain fault lines?

You laugh, but it really is awesome how much cool shit we still do with steam.

Yep. https://www.rolls-royce.com/products-and-services.aspx

They also work on Defense contracting

That will be an awesomely awkward thanksgiving.

Your library allows Mountain Dew and Cheetos?!

Couldn't constellations of satellites provide even better astrotelescopy than anything we can do on the ground?

Nah, the top is soft. You should be able to slide it behind the heel strap.

If all you have is a hammer slimjim, the whole world parking lot looks like a nail piggy bank.

This kind of seems like /r/WeWantPlates material, but not quite.

You jest, but they straight up did expect people to keep cannon around for their militias.

It was just a modest proposal.

Isn’t mars more like 1million miles away?

Yeah, won't someone please think of the multi-billionaires?

> No one is paying that kind of money to get one shitty cop off the hook.

How many shitty cops would threaten murder if she didn't fuck the case up though?

And he's somehow become less credible since then.

Because the frog is slightly more boiled on PS5.

How do you brace against the picture windows with the curtains in the way? Seems like that would make for a tenuous grip and just be unsafe.

You say that like you've never seen a cat grumpy because he had the zoomies at 2PM instead of 2AM like he's supposed to.

Enough that it's usually not worth it in a body that's also taken the years of use.

It's been a hot decade, but I think it cost $300 for Nikon to do substantial repairs to one of mine. And I think replacement cost was in the $500 range. Typical I think is in the range of 1/4 to 1/3 the cost of replacement for the whole camera... and if you like the model you've been using you can usually get a "used" model that has a double digit shutter count for around that same price by the time you've worn one out.

"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!"

Those bases should really be flared more.