orionparrott
orionparrott t1_j5xl1yc wrote
Reply to comment by yeah-whateva in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
I just became a dad. I’ll get better.
orionparrott t1_j5x0p3c wrote
A mobius stripper walks into a bar. Bartender: this ain’t that kind of bar.
orionparrott t1_j5x0btk wrote
A mobius strip walks into and out of a bar…
orionparrott t1_j2e64xy wrote
“So I said to myself, self: why don’t you think about someone else for a change? Like me!”
orionparrott t1_jdjzb5x wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
I dated a blind woman but she left me. She just couldn’t see herself with me.