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palebluedotcitizen t1_je5i6xl wrote
Good one!
palebluedotcitizen t1_je5ht4v wrote
Reply to comment by Animeking1108 in How do you make a Republican Pro-Gun Control? by Animeking1108
Audrey Male
palebluedotcitizen t1_je5haeb wrote
Reply to My wife and I are a same sex couple by RealBowtie
My wife and I are bisexual, when I want sex she makes me buy it.
palebluedotcitizen t1_je26161 wrote
Reply to comment by RhinoBuckeye in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Some interesting spellings in this thread.
palebluedotcitizen t1_jdw7hxz wrote
Reply to comment by tihoM_QWERTY in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Absolutely
palebluedotcitizen t1_jdtj6n9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
I first heard this about 40 years ago but slightly different.
"In days of old when knights were bold and women weren't invented, knights drilled holes in telegraph poles and had to be contented."
palebluedotcitizen t1_jddst2w wrote
Reply to A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich by Akhi1
Old joke but I heard it differently: why doesn't the male panda cuddle his lady panda after sex? He eats, shoots and leaves.
palebluedotcitizen t1_jaiboa2 wrote
Reply to comment by krabmeat in I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. by [deleted]
Wow it's like telling jokes to blocks of wood on here.
palebluedotcitizen t1_jaf1xwo wrote
You make me so wet.
Submitted by palebluedotcitizen t3_11enpov in Jokes
palebluedotcitizen t1_jaeqkjd wrote
Reply to M doctor said I have leprosy. by hornytoad69
What did the leper say to the sex worker?
"Keep the tip."
palebluedotcitizen OP t1_jab3y0n wrote
Reply to comment by pie-en-argent in My wife found a cute baby skunk on our holiday by palebluedotcitizen
Haha
Submitted by palebluedotcitizen t3_11doavv in Jokes
palebluedotcitizen t1_ja9sfo7 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat when I swerved to avoid her I ran out of gas!
palebluedotcitizen t1_ja5exb6 wrote
Reply to comment by v8grunt in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
Or fit through a revolving door
palebluedotcitizen t1_j9w1exy wrote
Reply to What does a house wear? by Cheffie43
That house belongs on the streets
palebluedotcitizen t1_j9vpqei wrote
A nun in a blender
palebluedotcitizen t1_j9vna7d wrote
Reply to “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
I posted a full (and funny) version of this joke months ago.
palebluedotcitizen t1_j9lxzsh wrote
Why didn't the pope kiss the asphalt when he landed in Scotland?
It was more than 8 years old.
palebluedotcitizen t1_j6k6u6l wrote
Reply to comment by PlungesIntoTheVoid in What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vender? by SD_yt
A Christopher Hitchens classic
palebluedotcitizen t1_iu7uiak wrote
Reply to Blind date with a book by Kaisietoo8
Imagine getting Fifty Shades of Grey, the only book I've ever thrown in the trash
palebluedotcitizen t1_itvbugg wrote
Reply to Logical positivism does not dispense with metaphysics, as it aimed to. It merely proposes a different kind of metaphysics, in which natural sciences take the privileged position once occupied by rationalist metaphysics. by IAI_Admin
Word salad for people who never studied science.
palebluedotcitizen t1_it3ejii wrote
BMW will be bankrupt long before that. It's EV sales won't ramp up fast enough to compensate for its ICE sales dying. It's already in a lot of trouble with sales.
palebluedotcitizen t1_je5mbgt wrote
Reply to I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
Do Iraqi sex dolls blow themselves up?