After my prostate exam, my doctor had a grim face. Suddenly he stood up and left, almost running. Soon after, the nurse comes in, and utters the words that every man fears most in such a situation: "Who was that guy?"

This series is so educative. Thanks to it I learned that Michellangelo's David has no anus.

I've read one version like this, in which the dumb prince only realizes when a bird tells him so.

But if through action, that one human dies, it still violates the first law. Older robots get completely stumped on facing such a dilemma.

And even larger if you are a flat-earther!

But that destroys their value as collectibles! Oh, the humanity!

The version I've heard has the dead dude put in his will that his three sons must each put a million dollars in his casket, for them to inherit anything. The first two do as asked, the third one takes the cash and puts in a check for three million.