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pearlescentVidrio t1_iuanez1 wrote
Reply to comment by Jacarp05 in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
Yup, basically anyhow
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuaimyg wrote
Reply to comment by Phish100 in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
It depends.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuai9sl wrote
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuahs2k wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway_tendies in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
Tough titties. Not my problem.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuahqj5 wrote
Reply to comment by Phish100 in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
It’s too late. You already burned the account.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuahj9i wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway_tendies in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
No. I’ll take cash. Up front.
This ain’t my first rodeo.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuah670 wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway_tendies in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
I bill at $300 an hour for my AML compliance work. $3000 retainer (evergreen).
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuah0je wrote
Reply to comment by Phish100 in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
Prove it. That’s your burden. That’s how AML compliance works.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuafdkd wrote
Reply to comment by Phish100 in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
You kept it open to launder more money.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuaebjj wrote
Reply to comment by Phish100 in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
No. Thats called “plausible deniability,” and covered in money laundering 101.
Aka “It could not possibly be money laundering because why wouldn’t I withdraw all the money.”
You’re raising every flag lol. It would have looked better if you did withdraw it all, like you just weren’t happy with TD.
You tried to save your account, keep it open, to do it again. You’re an idiot.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuadhob wrote
Reply to comment by Phish100 in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
I do actually. You deposited “dirty” money and got back “clean” money. It’s fungible. You had no source before, which is why you had ACH problems. Now you do, TD/“investing.”
This is my line of work. You literally performed money laundering, albeit shittily.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuaczgw wrote
Reply to comment by AuditControl_Inbox in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
He did.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuacywi wrote
Reply to comment by Phish100 in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
You laundered money.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuacwnr wrote
Reply to comment by Swiftnice in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
They were fraudulent
He used them to launder money, and he is now playing dumb.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuac9v6 wrote
Reply to Dear all, the bottom is NOT in by value1024
Ok
pearlescentVidrio t1_iu58lxk wrote
Reply to comment by Skybreakeresq in my dad wants to know if he should get a lawyer because he's losing money by brinkofwarz
No I think he should go talk to a lawyer. I want to see the lawyer respond, so take video.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuannxp wrote
Reply to comment by computermademedoit in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
That’s now how AML compliance works.
The burden of proof is reversed. He has to prove it was/is clean.
Until then, it’s dirty. This isn’t a “beyond a reasonable doubt” criminal proceeding.