All Hail the Diplomaed One

Pepsis wasps (tarantula hawk) will fight a single tarantula, paralyze it, drag it back into the spider's burrow, and lay a single egg it. Then when the egg hatches the baby wasp eats the tarantula alive, going for the least vital organs first.

The parent puts considerable effort into a single offspring.

But the momma wasp doesn't hang around and care for the baby. It's more of the entomological equivalent of a trust fund...

You could be me and double your food because you're trying to bulk up but... nothing happens at all.

Congrats you're married to a heterosexual male.

The only difference between him and the rest of us is he's shit at making it subtle. But we all look.

Bruh