Publix in White Oak had it

Can confirm, this would be the place to get it. Note the Short Pump Costco doesn't carry it

Wow, your situation is almost identical to mine outside of the ages. I never wanted kids either, in fact neither of us did, but there is currently an almost 1 month old sleeping in my lap at this very second and I've gotta say... it's pretty awesome man. I would start just by talking to any friends you have that had kids recently, or feel free to DM me, but one thing I'll say is all your doubts about your ability to raise a child go out the window once they're here and the feeling can't really be described. The moment he arrived was unlike anything I have ever felt or thought I could feel

1920s house with new windows checking in, you're correct that they don't seem to make a lick of difference