Ohhh so you’re saying that the dirt ground being there for two years was because they were dragging their asses and not because they were planting crops?

I’m sure the ground at the new location is just as polluted with the added flavor of accumulated parking garage pollutants. The food might be chock full of palladium, tire particles, and automotive fluids but it’ll still beat going to Shoprite.

Whole Foods opening up across the street was a selling point from the building I moved into back when I first came to Jersey City in 2016. I don’t know who I am without the empty promise of Whole Foods opening soon.

Your best option for under $10 is going to be the Impossible Whopper at Burger King, Shroom Burger at Shake Shack, or Impossible Sliders at White Castle.

Vegan AF in the Heights has a lot of options for loaded burgers. Downtown you’ll mostly find an average Impossible or Beyond burger priced around $15. White Star Bar, MrBeast Burger, Monkey Bar, and Lobster Garage all have them.

If you’re looking for a veggie patty like a bean burger you can find them at White Star, Left Bank, Wurstbar, and Speedy’s Burgers. If you want to make a short trip Lekka Burger near WTC has great bean burgers.

I usually get MrBeast Burger when I’m craving a burger.

Edit: added some more options.

Sounds like they made the story punchier for TV but excited to see how they build out the weird meta story telling with more action.