plausiblydead

plausiblydead t1_j2r7k8o wrote

I think you should take the leap and sleep with the mistress. It seems to me that it’s something she won’t do with just anyone and it might be just as valuable as the blood you gave. The downside is that your blood won’t be valuable anymore. (Unless sleeping with the mistress somehow doesn’t take your virginity.)

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plausiblydead t1_j05miiw wrote

I’ve probably said this before, but have you tried to induce early labour? Going to the hospital early makes no sense if she is not in labour.

So I suggest starting the day by having intense intercourse with your wife and see if that doesn’t speed things up.

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