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plausiblydead t1_jbi3dyr wrote
Reply to I Work As A CSI (Part 8) A Very Simple Reason. by 02321
You left out one of the most important parts! What did Jackie cook from your mothers cookbook?
plausiblydead t1_j2r7k8o wrote
I think you should take the leap and sleep with the mistress. It seems to me that it’s something she won’t do with just anyone and it might be just as valuable as the blood you gave. The downside is that your blood won’t be valuable anymore. (Unless sleeping with the mistress somehow doesn’t take your virginity.)
plausiblydead t1_j05miiw wrote
Reply to comment by NomNomNomNation in I've lived today before. by NomNomNomNation
I’ve probably said this before, but have you tried to induce early labour? Going to the hospital early makes no sense if she is not in labour.
So I suggest starting the day by having intense intercourse with your wife and see if that doesn’t speed things up.
plausiblydead t1_jcxk2ib wrote
Reply to comment by DimensionalDuck in I Didn't Believe In Leprechauns Until Yesterday... by 02321
The most powerful being. Of I’m not mistaken he poses as a small boy these days and goes by the name Elly. I’m in no way an expert in these things, but it is my understanding that the silver king is a job title and there is a new one every five years or so.