Explosive diarrhea. It will get you out of just about anything in life as long as you can say it with a straight face. Work, co-worker’s wedding, weekend away with the new in-laws? Explosive diarrhea. At this point half the people in my life just assume I have Crohn’s.
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Explosive diarrhea. It will get you out of just about anything in life as long as you can say it with a straight face. Work, co-worker’s wedding, weekend away with the new in-laws? Explosive diarrhea. At this point half the people in my life just assume I have Crohn’s.