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portuga1 t1_jczzloo wrote
Reply to LPT - If you work a desk job, put a reminder in your calendar to follow the 20/20/20 rule by [deleted]
Not familiar with that rule, care to enlighten me? I’m guessing 20min working, 20 sipping coffee, another 20 pretending to work? Wait let me forward this to my boss
portuga1 t1_jcxzusm wrote
This is nice. And actually how I greet all my coworkers in the morning. Exact same words, what are the odds?
portuga1 t1_j9okncm wrote
Reply to And this is how ears grow by HealerMD
With the years he became a good listener. “Are you talking to me?” versus “I hear you loud and clear”
portuga1 t1_j03foz1 wrote
Reply to comment by Slartibartfasts_dog in Europe’s biggest port Rotterdam ‘drowning in cocaine’ by Zhukov-74
…while high on coke
portuga1 t1_j03ce3e wrote
Reply to comment by discerningpervert in A priest and a nun in a desert cabin by boa_constrictor
He fucked the dead camel, but alas… it didn’t come back to life. Then they lived happily ever after. The end
portuga1 t1_iyegeo7 wrote
Reply to comment by MovieEquivalent3873 in Longer and Larger by nanajp8
Our fart is never over 🎵
portuga1 t1_iy7mxvg wrote
Reply to comment by hj1980 in Last night I paused the film to make a cup of tea. by rest_in_war
🤷♂️
portuga1 t1_iy7l4nb wrote
Reply to comment by No_Arachnid6406 in Last night I paused the film to make a cup of tea. by rest_in_war
Two cups one tea
portuga1 t1_iwpjp5d wrote
I thought they drunk all year round??
portuga1 t1_iwpj93i wrote
Reply to comment by BlahMan06 in My Dad, Uncle, and my everlasting babycheeks circa 1999 by U1tramadn3ss
Pharrell has entered the chat
portuga1 t1_jczztdr wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
The bandwizz is impressive. What’s your provider?