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No, it's the chamber of commerce. Welcome to private business.

Very silly that this historic building has no kind of public access.

The ability to swim doesn't mean much in 35-40 degree water. You are likely to die even with a life jacket if they don't pull you out in a few minutes.

Mostly ordinary, run of the mill child abuse.

Strong winds? What? No.

> OK, so this solves what problem? Where is there a bridge too low for sailboats?

I mean, there's plenty of them, but so what?

It's not a convenience store. Eat some grass.

I scowl every time I see one of these. We'd be better off with pawn shops and strip joints.

They should build another one across the street to hide the shopping center from view.

Chickens are not always considered livestock. Depends on the jurisdiction.

$250k is probably what they would have spent on anti-union consultants for a few stores.

My Portland door is unlocked right now, lol.

Now I do understand that you had to move somewhere else to find a place with the padded walls.

I read your other post, so the other reasons are presumably various flavors of delusion.

> dethatch, fertilize, crabgrass, bugs

The who the what now? You do realize this shit just grows itself, right?

> The constant sounds of ambulances and fire trucks are just one of the reasons I moved the fuck away from there first chance I got.

LOL

> hundreds of wood workers employed

This gives me the image of a bunch of old guys sitting on stumps and directly whittling and planing pine logs.

Horton Woods is quite nice.

Yes but the seals will drag you into the water and eat your face.

Were you paying for insurance that whole time?

Yes, but you should do it anyways.

Unenforced? Yes. Big difference from unenforceable.

Most helicopter accidents don't involve scratching some paint on the parked car behind you.

"Struggling to understand evolution"

That's a hilarious section title lol

Wiscasset looks almost exactly like that to this day, bub