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prankerjoker t1_ja9j3vy wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:59 PM

Reply to How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK

Cheesy Pick-Up Line #527:

Hey baby you are like a set of stairs. You can use a good railing.

prankerjoker t1_j9qyb6w wrote on February 23, 2023 at 10:50 PM

Reply to I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson

In Russia, the ball grab you.

prankerjoker t1_j6ooe0b wrote on January 31, 2023 at 8:35 PM

Reply to You ever hear the one about the Ancient Roman cannibal who devoured his wife? by shadowmollusk

Friends, Romans, lend me your ear.

prankerjoker t1_j6dwaiv wrote on January 29, 2023 at 5:39 PM

Reply to If Cinderella had been a dairy maid she would have been called... by stamp_of_approval

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

prankerjoker t1_j6a26zb wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:02 PM

Reply to On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272

Question: Did the BMW have turn signals?

prankerjoker t1_j28zp7d wrote on December 30, 2022 at 2:52 PM

Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121

Straight from the Taint.

prankerjoker t1_iy9058m wrote on November 29, 2022 at 5:29 PM

Reply to comment by shad0wbitz77 in I think I saw Michael J Fox in a garden centre earlier today by Capt_methane

Say what you want about people with Parkinson's. They're the only ones who can take a piss and jerk off at the same time.

prankerjoker t1_ixjo780 wrote on November 23, 2022 at 11:03 PM

Reply to comment by yapmadiyorum in An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel... by yapmadiyorum

I assume you read Playboy only for the jokes.

prankerjoker t1_ix9l3qt wrote on November 21, 2022 at 8:08 PM

Reply to comment by 122trent in I asked Siri why I'm still single... by UnrealGaming9

I think it was Amber that the ability to slap.