primal_machine_22109

primal_machine_22109 t1_jegxuni wrote

Obviously not gonna give away my real name, but my parents claimed to have considered Matthew and David as well. According to my mother, they gave freshly-born me the option, and I apparently made a sound that most closely resembled my real name. I'm sure it's not true, but fudge it I'm sticking with that story! I'm good with my name; not a rare or uncommon name, but not super popular either.

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