No they didn't. They announced to the press they did, but there are a couple problems with that. First, they were talking about global subscribers, Nielson measures domestic views.

More importantly, when Disney announced that the were talking about total subscriptions over all their streaming services, Disney+, Hulu and ESPN+. If you subscribe to all three they're counting you three times. Netflix still has for more subscribers than Disney+.

Where are you getting 6th? I'm seeing 3rd, and the only non-Netflix series (which has a lot more subscribers than their competitors) in the top 5.

Mostly the music, but man, bad lyrics really can ruin an otherwise good song for me.

Yes, I am humanizing humans. Sorry about that.

> Nowadays they'd just give themselves a raise and take a vacation

Or they would continue to work and accept a salary because they, like the rest of us, need it to live?

I guess Garrett was out circling Rockefeller Center looking for a parking space.

Yes without them OP's point might have been too subtle to detect.

> I’m really not a fan of the limited likes. This is a numbers game for guys.

Ok, but OP has clearly had vastly greater success on that platform.

Yes stopping the train between stops is discouraged

OP has not said anything about having a disability, and taking advantage of laws designed to protect those who do is a shitty thing to do.

The geometrically superior food torus

> but as someone who can’t afford private schooling I see them all as not merit based and solely people paying for the best long term outcomes for their children

Ok, fine, but that's a completely different thing from what you were saying a second ago.

Tell us more. Did you wear an onion on your belt?

> but what you are saying is true of every private school in the country

No it isn't. Not every private school in the country has the same reputation and connections to college admissions.

I’m guessing you didn’t get their plate? Cause that’s leaving the scene of an accident

You spend more time at concerts than I do at work.

Don’t rental cars have gps chips in them anyway?

So you can see the guys who rented the uhaul, but your course of action is to yell about it on Reddit?

> I think it's safe to say that, no matter what, Philly is going to be happy with the Super Bowl, no matter the outcome.

I think that's actually a very dangerous thing to say. Literally, if the Eagles lose and you say it out loud in a local sports bar.

Yes, what happened to the old days when the news media would provide solutions to wars and natural disasters?

He commuted every weekend from LA? That sounds exhausting

Possibly too long of a walk to Union Transfer from there though

Jones and the Las Vegas Lounge are historic buildings?

So if I get pulled over I need to hand a cop my unlocked phone? Pass

I’d have peed in his truck bed