I remember when they had this drink called Sparks. I drank a six pack of it and I blacked out. I remember waking up in my house and not sure how I got there, so I actually called my friend to find out what the fuck happened. And I could hold my liquor so that whole experience freaked me out. So after that no way to any of that. And when four loco came out I was just like no already been through this.

Nailed it

If you're out near Haverhill my friend has an affordable child care

The funny thing is I live in a town where the Dunkin Donuts is so bad that nobody actually goes to it. And they can't keep it staffed, so it was actually a big adjustment moving here because if I want a decent dunks I have to hop on the train or drive

Yeah would your boss really believe that you're late because Ben Affleck f***** up your order

I checked your comments, you have my sympathies dealing with an alcoholic husband and I hope you get the kids because that would be in their best interest