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rellsell t1_jctyc4c wrote
Yeah, when I was dating a new girl, she'd always appreciate a gift of a summer sausage. I liked suggesting we go for a drive, and then, without a word, I'd open the glove box, pull out the summer sausage and hand it to her. I found you could learn a lot about a new girl this way.
rellsell t1_jausmqv wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
If you’re fast enough, you don’t need to push.
rellsell t1_jabkaec wrote
Yeah, but 1980’s sitcom boobs.
rellsell t1_ja1ntkh wrote
Ahhh… I love Jamaica.
rellsell t1_j9owro7 wrote
Reply to And this is how ears grow by HealerMD
And his mole.
rellsell t1_j9ovf20 wrote
Reply to comment by Queen-of-meme in Curiosity killed the... by LoudlyTrashy
Lol… so did the person with the camera.
rellsell t1_j8zvbf7 wrote
Your phallus, huh?
rellsell t1_j5xc27n wrote
Reply to The Tunnel (OC) by LeeroyM
I like it. Now do one with goatse.
I was in a Zippy's in Honolulu having a bowl of saimin. Thought this sign was interesting.rellsell t1_itqqyxa wrote
Reply to Mānana Island, HI (aka Rabbit Island). Early morning, long exposure [OC] [4166 x 3333] by ItsTolkienNotToken
I was there last week. Didn't take a picture though.
rellsell t1_ismx671 wrote
Can’t skate that. Must hang on wall.
rellsell t1_ir0kpdy wrote
Reply to TIFU By Calling My Friend's Mom A Hoe by Quinn_eth
Apparently, her mom is a ho and now their gonna have to move again.
rellsell t1_jeglfsm wrote
Reply to TIL A newborn baby is 75% water at birth. A slightly higher water content than bananas, but slightly less than potatoes. by Imbiberr
So, cook time is longer than a banana but not as long as a potato?