I studied Shakespeare in college and I found the only way to read it and not get bogged down every other sentence is to simultaneously listen to it being read by someone who knows the texts or a audio of a play. The inflections voices add makes it much easier to understand even for a first time reader

Hmm forbidden corn

I agree. It’s a wonderful piece of biology but ill suited for the modern world. Your comment reminds me of the “trust no one not even yourself” meme

Really makes you question where they’re getting their vamp lore from