Childhood’s the free trial

Stolen joke but I don’t know from where

Internet culture has people out here explaining that “ratio” isn’t automatically a bad thing

I looked this up and you’re pretty much right. The area is named after the river, but the river was changed from the Armonck River to the Byram River because Native American fur traders would approach merchants on the river with the phrase “buy rum”. Source: the county archives, according to this article

Pretty sure Zody’s does a Hot Toddy, not sure about cider.

Remember when those monoliths kept popping up and disappearing a couple years ago?

Separate train of thought, but Where’s Waldo makes me very nostalgic. Whenever I see him mentioned, I want to go look at a Where’s Waldo book.