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rugbat t1_jbdw4mt wrote
Reply to comment by Notacooter473 in Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
I'll bet these were mostly dildoes and vibrators. Ironic that this was one day before International Womens Day and now they are depriving lots of women of a bit of innocent fun.
rugbat t1_jasxilq wrote
Reply to Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
Find some thrill seekers to go harvest "river oysters". They could become a special delicacy.
rugbat t1_j9v8kwl wrote
Reply to McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
Stay classy, Croydon.
rugbat t1_j9pp2xd wrote
I'm gonna go suck on a car exhaust pipe...
rugbat t1_j9iv2qi wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Did it relieve the pain, though?
rugbat t1_j6r88wo wrote
Reply to Endangered male northern quolls are giving up sleep in favour of having more sex – and it could be killing them, according to a study that investigated why male northern quolls usually mate themselves to death in one season while females can live and reproduce for up to four years. by MistWeaver80
They got nothing on the antichinus. All their males die every mating season. They root and root until their immune systems collapse. Marsupial rats for non-australians. The original "root rats".
rugbat t1_j6mdgfo wrote
Reply to comment by Equal_Caregiver_4909 in TIL That the character who first said the phrase "fortune favours the bold" - Turnus, in the Aeneid, spends the rest of the story suffering military defeats before he's killed and heads to the underworld, miserable, at the end of the last book. by Equal_Caregiver_4909
Probably the rest of Roman history up to that point. Virgil was writing an epic origin story for the Roman people. It's like a Roman version of Exodus, giving the people an awesome and coherent origin, instead of the mundane and messy real one.
rugbat t1_j6m8lf0 wrote
Reply to The way the cat looks at the person filming. It’s your fault this is here. by IkilledRichieWhelan
Cat's thinking he can't swat the spawn, but he'll take some sort of revenge on its parents.
rugbat t1_j4pct6h wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in Kevin Spacey given lifetime achievement award in Italy by ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan
"All those things" being sexual assaults?
rugbat t1_j4ehg2k wrote
Nice cock, but, yes, inconsiderate neighbours.
rugbat t1_j48e5j3 wrote
His businesses had a certain synergy. What an entrepreneur!
rugbat t1_j1vnd9a wrote
Reply to TIL that the Curiosity rover, currently on Mars, is 10 feet long and 7 feet tall, "about the size of a small SUV." by DukeMaximum
What fraction of a giraffe is that?
rugbat t1_j133y9m wrote
Reply to Hearses queue at Beijing crematorium, even as China reports no new COVID deaths by Niflheim-Dragon
No new covid deaths. Those people died from respiratory failure, not covid. - CCP spokesperson, probably.
rugbat t1_iyt1o0m wrote
Reply to This lighter I bought on Amazon by modern_julius
Was it labelled "flammenwerfer"?
rugbat t1_ixs9zdc wrote
Reply to Tamil Nadu: Man’s tongue had to be cut off to save his life after snakebite, paid a heavy price for following astrologer’s advice by kulchacop
And people say astrology is just harmless nonsense...
rugbat t1_it46p5o wrote
Reply to China looked at putting a monitoring satellite in retrograde geostationary orbit via the moon by OkOrdinary5299
That doesn't make sense. A geostationary orbit, by definition, cannot be retrograde.
rugbat t1_ishkoow wrote
Reply to TIL: Sperms were thought to move by wiggling their tails side-to-side, like eels, for 350 years. But research shows that they roll as they move forward like a spinning top. by vect77
Is this why I get so dizzy after sex?
rugbat t1_jbg1mao wrote
Reply to comment by TricksterWolf in Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
No doubt, it's also fine in Texas to own more than three firearms, though. I've never heard "dildos of the forest" before. 😱