Seems like this would be easy to setup if there was an attorney with ALS. Just put them in a Hawking style wheelchair and use the simulated voice to make it appear that the attorney was the one doing the talking.

300 pounds and cold and wet on the inside.

My kids both have Jansport backpacks. My son's is 15 years old and is covered in sewn on patches. My daughter's is 12 years old but she had to stop using it this year because it isn't clear.