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scaleofthought t1_jcsn5yj wrote
Reply to comment by rokudou13 in We've had public access to ChatGPT for 3 months now. Has anyone made any actual profitable business or quality thing with it? by eratonnn
Hahah okay, here is one.
Me: I need a song that addresses choosing between you wife and a new truck, but in the bridge, it alludes to there being a second wife. The guy is faced with choosing between his wife and a truck, but chooses the truck. As for the second wife, he is faced with choosing the second wife or a truck, and chooses a truck again. And it all need to flow like a story would.
ChatGPT: Here's a possible chorus for your song:
Verse 1: I've got a tough decision to make, Between my woman and this new V8. My old truck's seen better days, But my wife ain't happy either way.
Chorus: Should I choose my love or my ride? My loyal wife or my pride? It's a tough call, I'll have to choose, Between a woman and a set of wheels
Verse 2: I thought I had it all figured out, Until I met a new lady, no doubt. She's got curves in all the right places, And a smile that lights up her face.
Chorus: Should I choose my love or my ride? My loyal wife or my pride? It's a tough call, I'll have to choose, Between a woman and a set of wheels.
Bridge: I thought I found true love before, But now there's another knocking at my door. My heart's divided, torn in two, Between a woman and a truck that's brand new.
Chorus: Should I choose my love or my ride? My loyal wife or my pride? It's a tough call, I'll have to choose, Between a woman and a set of wheels.
Outro: I may be a fool, but I know what I like, And that's the feeling of the wind in my hair at night. I'll keep on truckin', with my head held high, With a new set of wheels and a faithful eye.
scaleofthought t1_j9z9p5m wrote
Reply to comment by whiskytamponflamenco in LPT Request: How to lose emotions from your face permanently? by todiecena
purchases scepter, cape, and crown.... So much Botox I look like swollen marshmallow with eyes
scaleofthought t1_j9z9b5k wrote
Reply to comment by timmyboyoyo in LPT Request: How to lose emotions from your face permanently? by todiecena
Out loud. And after saying it take a moment to acknowledge what you just said.
scaleofthought t1_j6xyisp wrote
Reply to comment by PopePopeTheThird in Zermatt, Switzerland [OC] [1880x2820] by dianinator
peter griffin laugh Toe-bler-own... eehh heh heh hehh....
scaleofthought t1_j6jvgw5 wrote
Reply to comment by ComprehensiveNose in Target Checkout Lanes 1990s by Djf47021
I've never seen a bunch of people so happy to spend money before.
Even the kid doesn't give a fuck. Just having a blast. Enjoying life. Not being stressed out by the stress of his parents...
scaleofthought t1_j6adptk wrote
Reply to comment by 1_d0nt_care_ in Most satisfying headshot !! by Golddestro
Nope. Welcome to the glory days of 1997.
scaleofthought t1_j6a7bg0 wrote
Reply to comment by NumerousBadger9139 in Watch the Twoonie by wawawewawawa
Yes. I read the title and pronounced the W like "woo"
T"woo"nie lol.
scaleofthought t1_j69iivp wrote
Reply to comment by tjcanno in UV light from the sun slowly breaks down plastics on the ocean’s surfaces: researchers calculate that about two percent of visibly floating plastic may disappear from the ocean surface in this way each year by giuliomagnifico
... do you really need a 55 page scientific study that you'll never read to logically explain that UV light doesn't make plastic magically vanish?
Or uh.... Can we just assume within reason that plastic just doesn't disappear because the weather was good, and rather UV light makes plastic brittle, causing it to break down into micro plastics?
scaleofthought t1_izdf5zf wrote
I thought rigid would be higher.
I gave my set to my dad and converted to DeWalt because they were the only ones with an electric trimmer from a popular brand at the time. I didn't want to get a "greenworks" weed Wacker and then have a totally different set of tools and batteries.
I actually really liked my rigid tools. They had serial numbers and a meaningful registration. The DeWalt stuff doesn't care what you have. No serial numbers. Add tools to your online account however and whenever, no proof of purchase, and no serial numbers to enter.
Seeing what rigid has to offer now.... I kind of want to just make the switch back.
I had some DeWalt tools stolen, and the lack of serial numbers made it feel pointless to report. "Anything identifiable about these tools? Like a serial number or anything?"
"Uhhh.... Well. No. There's nothing useful that I can disclose."
"Okay... I'll, make a report with no information then."
"Okay sounds good thanks for wasting your time"
"No problem you too."
And that's basically how that whole process felt like.
scaleofthought t1_iz8hu8l wrote
Reply to How did new emerging religions succeed despite established pre-existing religions during ancient and/or pre-historic times? by matthewlee0165
Gestures to Qanon
Anything is possible.
scaleofthought t1_iyrra9n wrote
Reply to [OC] A visualization of how many people are at risk given an amount of sea level rise by DouweOsinga
What would it look like if the displaced populations diffused to other areas where populations/settlements already exists?
It would be interesting to see how super dense areas that need to evacuate flooded areas would affect surrounding areas in unaffected regions in terms of population growth as the sea level rises.
scaleofthought t1_iyblh4j wrote
Reply to comment by FeelingFickle7400 in Online SVG Animation Creator by 4wtfever
It should transition the movement automatically when you press the plus sign. If the transition breaks and the movement starts to teleport around then I'm afraid to tell you, but that was the moment I closed it and I haven't used it since lol.
scaleofthought t1_iybl909 wrote
Oh look, the one facing outward is used more. Who would have guessed that most people don't want to use toilet paper that has sat against a piss and shit splattered wall?
scaleofthought t1_iybiftl wrote
Reply to comment by FeelingFickle7400 in Online SVG Animation Creator by 4wtfever
Make a circle, press the plus sign in the bottom left, drag the circle's line somewhere, press the plus sign, move it, add a rectangle. Press the Play button in the bottom left.
Start mixing it up. Add text, click on different frames at the bottom and reposition. The stuff in that frame and click the save button on the frame, see how it alters motion.
Try different buttons. Reload the page to start over.
scaleofthought t1_iy6d4rb wrote
Reply to comment by brixton_ in LPT: Always buy more tiles than you will use and keep the spears. by sojuz151
But what if you want to replace the toilet and the previous owners fucking grouted it INTO the tile AND LEFT NO EXTRA TILES. Fucking assholes.
It's the shittiest toilet too. You can't have a dick and not have it kiss underneath the rim of the seat or toilet. I'm not even big it's a shitastic toilet THATS GROUTED INTO THE TILE. WHY NOT JUST USE A TALLER WAX SEAL? WHY SHAPE THE TILE AROUND IT AND GROUT THE FUCKING THING IN??
WHY!
AND HALF OF THE TILES SOUND LIKE A XYLOPHON BECAUSE THEY LAID IT WRONG.
scaleofthought t1_iuu3wwm wrote
Reply to comment by youarewastingtime in Removing plastic pollution from water using nanoparticles by filosoful
Thanks for the tip. I'm buying stocks in blood coagulants and platelet transfusions! I'll be rich!
scaleofthought t1_irpf0cl wrote
Reply to comment by YubNub81 in Acer’s New Swift Edge Is Incredibly Light for a 16in OLED Laptop. by RenegadeUK
I remember having a computer guy come to our house and look at my parents computer. He was like "ah yes. This motherboard is capable of hyper threading. It was disabled. I've enabled it. Everything should load much faster now. I also defragged the hard drive, and I clicked the degauss button on your monitor."
We are like "yes yes very good. Here is $250 please come again"
I remember the first day we got a colour printer. Man was that cool. We PRINTED.... Our own BIRTHDAY cards. Fuckin wild. I loved that shit. I printed cards for everything after that.
I should do that again.
Harvard Draw 95 baby!
scaleofthought t1_jd6odfi wrote
Reply to comment by auvovo in LPT: If you're buying a house still under construction, photograph everything before the sheetrock goes up. Knowing exactly where the pipes, wires, and ducts are may prove invaluable some day, and even if you never use them the next owner will appreciate it. by Needleroozer
I wish I had this...
I just got finished mapping all my breakers, outlets, and switches..... Omg I have no idea why a breaker is turning off a bathroom fan, bathroom light, a socket in bedroom 2 rooms down the hallway, and the pot lights in the living room
Its not like there's a shortage of breakers or anything. I have 10 slots still open. WHY. WHY! And where the F are these wires!