scythianlibrarian

scythianlibrarian t1_j91jpie wrote

When a creep starts creeping on you, be the bigger creep. Get weird and loud. Talk about bowel movements and menstruation - or just jabber like a schizophrenic.

A friend of mine back in Philadelphia, who used to go walking around town at 2am, put it best: "Nobody mugs Dracula!"

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