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shahooster t1_jds10rj wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Have they tried CPR.
shahooster t1_jddfy7w wrote
How ‘bout a fly
Right about now
The funk soul brother
~Rockafeller Skink
shahooster t1_jczcln1 wrote
Reply to comment by my__name__is in Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
Same as the CEO personality too.
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shahooster t1_j6l6ogw wrote
Reply to comment by PM_RiceBowlRecipes in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Easy mistake since there were no breasts involved.
shahooster t1_j68jatz wrote
Reply to comment by Lethophobia in Pig comes running over by lnfinity
To get to the other fried.
shahooster t1_j5tfupq wrote
Reply to comment by Golden_Lynel in Everyone Wants Your Email Address. Think Twice Before Sharing It. by 08830
See, Comcast? You’re not completely worthless after all.
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shahooster t1_ix98sjt wrote
Netflix ‘n kill
shahooster t1_ix961l8 wrote
When I was a teen, one of our neighbors was a VP for Case tractors. We got hammered with a couple big snows, and he cleared the entire block’s driveways with a front-end loader. My back thanked him profusely.
shahooster t1_iuqynsg wrote
Reply to comment by CCRthunder in Stolen bike recovered after thief stops in front of owner to fill petrol by Skyknight-12
Owner playing the long game.
shahooster t1_iuasydt wrote
Reply to Trail of candy wrappers leads Ga. deputies to 9 people accused of leading burglary ring by beyondlesea
Welp there goes the big Payday.
shahooster t1_iu403b0 wrote
Doggo knows to stay away from chocolate.
shahooster t1_iu16rfu wrote
Reply to comment by FireTrickle in 3,200 Megapixels: The World’s Largest Camera will be Complete in 2023 by M416_Lover
Now available in the Trail Cam^™️ model, for when you’re tracking cougars.
shahooster t1_itz8jao wrote
Hopefully not the Hyundai car key of yesteryear
shahooster t1_itpspkg wrote
Reply to comment by Fritzschmied in Lyft co-founder says autonomous vehicles won’t replace drivers for at least a decade by lughnasadh
In 2015, I thought the transition would happen starting ~2025. Pretty clearly got that one wrong.
e: 2025 expected
shahooster t1_it38eju wrote
Reply to 'Can I speak to the manager?' City takes down 'Karen-themed' Halloween display after complaints by Methylatedcobalamin
Put it back up for Christmas, then they can complain to the manger.
shahooster t1_isvrc01 wrote
Reply to comment by SuicideSkirmish in What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? by subsailor1968
I’ve never seen Judge Judy lose a kerfuffle.
shahooster t1_iqs5naz wrote
Reply to comment by BullyJack in The U.S. & the Holocaust, Episode 1: “The Golden Door” (2022) A xenophobic backlash prompts Congress to restrict immigration. Hitler and the Nazis persecute German Jews, forcing many to seek refuge. FDR is concerned by the growing crisis but is unable to coordinate a response. [02:08:43] by s_y_s_t_e_m_i_c_
The voice of gravitas.
shahooster t1_je2r2m8 wrote
Reply to comment by dasshue in This old woman was snooping around our backyard at work. She did not see the drop. by DogmaJones
What in the actual fuck.