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shiny_happy_persons OP t1_j97rvsh wrote
Reply to comment by Dramatic_Plane_1399 in I am a Famous Actor, but I was Attacked by a Decrepit Mummy from Beyond the Grave. I Need Help! by shiny_happy_persons
You weren't there. This creature was positively revolting. I nearly died.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_j97eeic wrote
Reply to comment by CutiePie156 in I am a Famous Actor, but I was Attacked by a Decrepit Mummy from Beyond the Grave. I Need Help! by shiny_happy_persons
I don't want to rule anything out, but the bed looked like someone had slept in it any everyone's acting like my "date" did come over.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_j9781qg wrote
Reply to comment by petitsfilous in I am a Famous Actor, but I was Attacked by a Decrepit Mummy from Beyond the Grave. I Need Help! by shiny_happy_persons
It seems to have everyone fooled. Nobody else knew anything was wrong. Maybe it's got some sort of hypnotic power?
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_j954l4e wrote
Reply to comment by hauntedathiest in I am a Famous Actor, but I was Attacked by a Decrepit Mummy from Beyond the Grave. I Need Help! by shiny_happy_persons
He was only pretending to be crazy in Lethal Weapon.
I think I may be legitimately losing my mind.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_j9512sh wrote
Reply to comment by jeangrey84 in I am a Famous Actor, but I was Attacked by a Decrepit Mummy from Beyond the Grave. I Need Help! by shiny_happy_persons
It's not delivery; it's DiGiorno.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_j94ti1z wrote
Reply to comment by Yezariel in I am a Famous Actor, but I was Attacked by a Decrepit Mummy from Beyond the Grave. I Need Help! by shiny_happy_persons
October 23 to November 21 is a pretty broad range. Could be any of those dates. Maybe Halloween. I look good in a costume.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_j94s0pb wrote
Reply to comment by Yezariel in I am a Famous Actor, but I was Attacked by a Decrepit Mummy from Beyond the Grave. I Need Help! by shiny_happy_persons
You got something against Veterans Day?
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_j94fkpg wrote
Reply to comment by Raigheb in I am a Famous Actor, but I was Attacked by a Decrepit Mummy from Beyond the Grave. I Need Help! by shiny_happy_persons
I don't know. This one must have been 127. Doesn't that help skew the average a bit?
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_j94fg6i wrote
Reply to comment by KneelorFacetheWhip in I am a Famous Actor, but I was Attacked by a Decrepit Mummy from Beyond the Grave. I Need Help! by shiny_happy_persons
You're right, I'm not Keanu.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_j94ca0g wrote
Reply to comment by Skakilia in I am a Famous Actor, but I was Attacked by a Decrepit Mummy from Beyond the Grave. I Need Help! by shiny_happy_persons
>Keep your secrets then.
I'm not Elijah Wood.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_j948kya wrote
Reply to comment by Skakilia in I am a Famous Actor, but I was Attacked by a Decrepit Mummy from Beyond the Grave. I Need Help! by shiny_happy_persons
I'm a Scorpio, but thanks for asking.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_iuizrqc wrote
Reply to comment by Estarwoo in The Greenhouse of Earthly Delights by shiny_happy_persons
Yeah, I know. I just miss him, especially come this time of year.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_iuf88aw wrote
Reply to comment by Ordinary_Watcher in The Greenhouse of Earthly Delights by shiny_happy_persons
I'm not so sure I killed her.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_iueeel1 wrote
Reply to comment by wighttail in The Greenhouse of Earthly Delights by shiny_happy_persons
I don't know. Some of the most stubborn plants survive in the harshest environments. She'd probably find a way to flourish.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_iuee7s3 wrote
Reply to comment by Estarwoo in The Greenhouse of Earthly Delights by shiny_happy_persons
Thank you. I've been to years of therapy but I still feel guilty.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_iuedjdm wrote
Reply to comment by Wolf-en-stein in The Greenhouse of Earthly Delights by shiny_happy_persons
I don't think he ran away, just like I don't think the deputy moved to Portugal.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_iuedae6 wrote
Reply to comment by boopboopsnoot in The Greenhouse of Earthly Delights by shiny_happy_persons
I've been thinking about that in the years that followed.
Maybe I just didn't bring the right tools.
shiny_happy_persons OP t1_iuccy29 wrote
Reply to comment by aVeryBadGuy1 in The Greenhouse of Earthly Delights by shiny_happy_persons
I don't know, my boss has never tried to murder me.
The customers on the other hand . . .
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shiny_happy_persons t1_jc8zyl4 wrote
Reply to My family doesn't eat meat after 6pm because of The Consequence by WeirdBryceGuy
Imagine the embarrassment of becoming a ghoul because you forgot about Daylight Saving Time.