The mayo especially makes it bad for me, there is just no reason a giant glop of mayonnaise should be on a small piece of food like that, it makes my stomach hurt.

And I know its not literally just taking a spoonful of Dukes and plopping it on top, but, it really isn't that far off.

How did you know it was human shit?

Am I the only one that can't eat sushi when it's covered in sauces like that? Especially the ones on the rolls that are obviously made with mayonnaise?

I'd eat the six salmon rolls on the edge and then the two pieces of salmon nigiri and tuna. The rest of this plate would go to waste.