I moved from Providence to south central Kansas in 2004...did well on the sale of my home (Elmhurst area) so I was able to pay cash for a new place here. Paid $42k for a 2 bed/1 bath with 1/3 acre lot. Extremely rural area, less than 1,000 residents. Quiet, peaceful, very low cost of living. Got a job at the prison 40 minutes north of town, made $58k in my first year (managed the prison kitchens) with a little OT and zero experience in that field.

The downside? I miss my family, the ocean, a vibrant downtown scene, great restaurants and nightlife. There is literally none of that here.

Wrong.

If these sub-moronic ATV riders were, in fact, exclusively Anglo...that would make me want to beat their collective asses even more for acting so shitty and making the rest of us Anglos look so bad.

I'm a Providence native, living in deep rural Kansas for the past 20 years. At some point this year, I'll be moving back to Rhody.

I've been following the ATV saga closely for the past few years...and I can say in all seriousness, when I am driving through the city and a bunch of these fools comes up on me trying to puff out their scrawny chests and behaving in a menacing way...if I think I can pull it off, I'll be mowing these fucktards down like the first day of the Macy's $99 bridal gown sale.

I have zero tolerance for shitheads like this, and zero fucks to give.

See you at the gates of hell, asshats.

Is Rah-Co-Co's near the State House still open?