Why should he? Long Island wants a liar, they deserve a liar

Because he’s a fucking moron

People drive way too fucking fast and none of the tough-on-crime demons ever have anything to say about it, they’re convinced someone sleeping in a bench is the real threat

In a way, no: dead is dead. But random traffic violence is much more likely than the forms of random violence that Manhattan Institute types write op eds about. As a resident with no beef and a spouse that doesn’t own a gun, in much more likely to be hurt by a car than some other criminal

That’s what we do now, not working

All those tough-on-crime bloodthirsty demons never have shit to say about this

Most honest Republican

No, riders aren’t rides. I’m one rider, I’m how many rides in a year?

That 9.8% of riders report beating a fare doesn’t mean that 1 in 100 rides out of a billion are stolen. That’s my argument

That’s the same article

> bus and subway

On what grounds

Technically yes, but I’m fairly sure the number of skipped fares would not increase this figure to 1.01b. You’d need a few more decimal places to even see it

Yeah man until there’s literally never a single crime in the whole city then it’s basically a hellhole

Go and ask for another and then throw it at him, I did that to an ice cream truck driver that tried scamming me